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Dildo Shoes (tm).
For the days when you want to kick ass with style...
For times you don't want men staring at your breasts...
Wear Dildo Shoes (tm).
Comes in assorted styles and flavors.
Order today, and we'll send a free pair of Vibrator Socks (tm)
The one-size-fits-all sock that brings a smile to your face...
Practice safe socks at home...
A $19.95 value.
Operators are standing by. Order now.
For entertainment only.Some restrictions apply.
Not available in all states.Must be 18 or over.
Void where prohibited.Blackout dates apply.
Your mileage may vary.
(With Tongue In Shoe)